Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Airports to implement new full body x-ray scanners



As a response to the recent Christmas day terrorist bombing attempt, airports will be implementing new high power x-ray scanning devices(pictured here). The Obama administration has set aside two billion dollars of emergency funds to purchase these new, high tech security devices. The president stated that it was a small price to pay to protect the American people.
(Maybe conservative Republicans could get their hands on a few sets of these so they could see through the closed door meetings liberal Democrats are having on the healthcare takeover.)

5 comments:

  1. With technology like this, who needs profiling.

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  2. I wonder if they are offering pregnancy screenings at the gate as well.

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  3. Excellent! You have a definite flair for comedy. Where did you find that old ad? I couldn't stop laughing. Reminds me of when we were like 10 years old. Old school anti-terrorism tactics.

    Art V.

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  4. Yeah, the back cover of those old comic books probably had everything we needed to fight this fight "old school".
    The poo-poo cushion, the spicy gum, chinese handcuffs and of course the dreaded joy buzzer. Ahhh, to be 10 again. Good times...

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  5. it's just not safe, not safe at all anymore.

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