Sources have leaked highly classified information that the Pentagon is working on a new "dirty bomb" in the event of a military confrontation with Iran. All that is known at this time is that it is made of Scrapple. Knowing the Muslim aversion to pork and pork by products, military experts believe that the mere threat of possessing such a weapon may be enough to quell tensions in the gulf. Knowing that the bomb is made of Scrapple is still not specific enough as far as the actual contents that make up the bomb. But then again, the ingredients in Scrapple have always been somewhat of a mystery.
At this writing there is also word of a possibly more lethal "dirty bomb" in development. Early reports state that it is to be constructed mainly of Spam leftover from World War II.
the ultimate in unclean bombs, an abomination.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting, but effective. Where's the ketchup?
ReplyDeleteOINK!
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