Chelsea's pre-wedding request to dad

Anyone want to venture a guess?

Stay away from the brides maids.
Find out what the meaning of is, is.
Have you found a good dry cleaner yet?(In case you can't do the first one)
Don't make any of your jokes about Mom's kankles.
No, you can't bring a date.
Whatever goes wrong during the cermony/reception just blame George Bush.
No, you don't have to do any polling before making a toast.
The reception band already has a saxaphone player.
No, no and no I am not inviting the Gore's to the wedding.