Best In Show-Tipper's Nipper

Forget that he invented(or claims to have)the internet. That the movie "Love Story" was supposedly about him and his recently estranged spouse Tipper. Or, that he has personally prospered from the biggest pseudo-scientific hoax ever perpetrated upon the human race since Columbus proved the earth is round. Finally, it appears that former VP, Al Gore, may be going out with a bang(pun intended).

Not to be out done by his former running mate, president, and unprosecuted rapist, William Jefferson Clinton. It appears that Mr. Global Warming himself may be forever know as the "crazed sex poodle". Not a moniker most of us would want to follow us into the annals of history. Still, it does help to dispel the connotation that Mr. Gore is "wooden". Or perhaps it only proves the point(wink,wink).

The case of Al Gore molesting a woman who was dispatched to his private hotel room for a massage brings a chuckle of incredulity to ones mind. It seems so implausible. Kind of like global warming. Yet unlike the preposterous apocalyptic weather predictions which could conceivably bankrupt our country, this would appear to be a less costly scenario to pursue. It all has to do with character. Unlike global warming, which the eco-terroists and environmentalist wackos try to turn into a moral cause, this really is a question of morality and decency.

Liberals are the ones who always claim to be for the little guy(or girl). Defending the downtrodden, the rights of women, the equality of racial rights. Yet their real life would indicate that this is purely political posturing. They dangle the race carrot in front of the black constituency to secure generational victim hood and support. Same for the poor. Different carrot, same end. Then for the women it is the promise of the perpetuation of legalized abortion. Yet to the former President Clinton and now former Vice President Gore, aside from their value as a formidable voting block, women are merely objects of their affections. Or should I say erections?

Since the alleged attackee was not seriously hurt or injured in the crazed canine sexcapade, there is a certain degree of levity to be found here(C'mon, we're talkin' Al Gore here). Unfortunately that was not the case for Juanita Broderick who had the lesser known and dubious pleasure of Bill Clinton's advances. Where this will all end is anyone's guess. Atleast for now it has neutered Mr. Gore from bloviating about his own unique spewing of sci-fi eco drivel. Maybe this will make people take a second and third look at Gore's theories on the end of the world as we know it. Or more importantly, it will encourage further scrutiny of the Democrat party and more specifically liberal progressives(as if there were much of a difference.) But like most everything else in Al Gore's pathetic tapestry of a life, of all the dogs for a man to be compared to... a poodle?! Quite lame.